Sweet Jesus! It’s been awhile. Not to worry though! I’ve got plenty of good stuff coming your way.
First of all, the holidays. They were fun and busy and crazy, which is why you haven’t seen a post from me for awhile. It was a month of a million outfits, but this particularly is what I wore on New Years Eve.
I got this dress around this time last year on clearance from Modcloth. I have a tendency to stalk a particular pieces of clothing I like until they go on sale, then SNAP! I buy them, like someone who is really good at buying things on clearance and also has some downtime at work.
I got both the hair clip and bracelet from the Cambridge Antique Market, one of my favorite places ever. (The earrings are from the now defunct, So Good).
The Cambridge Antique Market boasts a giant 5 floor warehouse in Cambridge, MA filled with about a bizillion antique sellers, and somehow everything is remarkably inexpensive. I generally avoid any of those highly curated antique markets like SOWA because the markup is insane. Most things at the Cambridge Antique Market are both a) priced fairly and b) not covered in dust and grime. This is a remarkably difficult thing to find in regards to flea markets.
And OMG you guys, these tights! I bought them off of Amazon. The photo doesn’t quite do them justice but they were everything I hoped they’d be…For the roughly 4 hours I managed to get away without ripping them apart. (I knew this going in because I read the reviews.)
Awesome as they are, fishnets and rhinestones aren’t really the best combination, so whenever your legs touch they’d kind of hook onto each other. By the end of the night, I ended up with a few holes. These definitely won’t last more than a night, but if that’s all you’re looking for, they are a lot of fun. I didn’t have the heart to straight up throw them away, but I think they’d still be great to wear under a pair of ripped jeans and they wouldn’t get mangled quite as easily.
I didn’t do a crazy updo with my hair this year, since I think it worked better to have my hair down for this outfit. I bought my first set of hot rollers which were…meh. Technically they got the job done, but the clips barely held at all and the rollers didn’t quite get hot enough.
I had to leave the rollers in about 45 minutes, just to get the curls to stay instead of the recommended 10. My hair is long and thick so I kinda expected this, but I think I should have bitten the bullet and just gone better quality hot rollers. Still, it saved me time, since curling my hair usually takes me about 2 hours, but the curl usually holds much better. Basically, its my fault I bought something crappy. I should have read the reviews on this one, but I didn’t. You live you learn.
Lastly, as usual I did my own nails. I used a burgundy nail polish and painted some glitter polish over it. After that I threw a couple of diamonds on the accent nail and used a top coat.
Over all the night was great (until my bf broke up with me 2 weeks later and now everything feels kind of awful in retrospect.) But fuck it, I looked good and I’d hate to waste these pictures.
The day before New Years Eve I performed at the last night at the Comedy Studio’s Hong Kong location. (In a few month’s they’ll be setting up shop in a beautiful new place in Somerville!) It was a fantastic show filled with amazing comics and was a great send off.
On to 2018! Let’s hope it’s not horri- Oh fuck it I don’t even care anymore.
Ah Halloween, the best time of the year for people who hate being themselves and love wearing weird shit. This is most certainly my holiday. I usually decide what I’m going to be over the summer in order to have adequate time to work on my costume. I had about a zillion uninspired ideas until one day I got bored, threw on Hulu and watched Little Shop of Horrors.
The rest, as they say is history. I decided to forgo the traditional big giant plant head and went for a looser interpretation of the original. Think of this as Audrey 2’s hot but unmotivated sister who’s really into Instagram. I love the idea of being dangerous but also kind of pretty. Thus this costume was born.
I started working on this costume in late August. Around the first week of October I started to get worried I’d bitten off more than I could chew timewise, but I pulled it together in the end.
The base of the plant heads are made of styrofoam eggs and a blank styrofoam wig head. I bought a cheap foam cutting tool online to cut out the mouths and slice off the neck of the wig head. BEWARE! Cutting styrofoam smells just so, so, so bad. Like burning plastic. It’s terrible. I’d recommend doing it in area with lots of windows. That shit lingers.
The foam cutting tool I bought was a little sketchy. I bought the cheapest one I could find on Amazon and the directions are in the brokenist of broken English. It basically works like a curling iron that you can use to slice through things. It worked pretty well but I DEFINITELY wouldn’t leave that thing plugged in unattended.
After I carved out the styrofoam, I paper towel papermached the inside of the mouths, then covered the rest of the styrofoam in clay. I did this to reduce the weight of the overall piece. Initially, I wanted to use professional modeling clay, but it was much too heavy to be supported by the floral stems I was planning to attach to them. I ended up using Crayola Model Magic. Not great for professional pieces, as it has a tendency to shrink and crack, but it was the lightest weight material I could find.
I created the the tongue and teeth separately. I stuck toothpicks in the end of the tongue so that I could stick it directly into the styrofoam, along with some glue.
After I painted the pieces, I put some varnish on the tongue, teeth and lips to make them look a little wet.
Once the plant heads were assembled and painted I attached the stalks. I have a ton of floral stuff hanging around so I used the thickest stalks I could find, stuck them into the back of the plant heads, then reinforced them with a cut up paper towel roll and duct tape. Then I glued some leftover leaves onto the base of the stalks to cover up all that mess.
The smaller plant heads were much easier to deal with and didn’t need any extra reinforcement.
After all that nonsense, I sewed more floral stuff onto a green dress I used for an old Halloween costume and made a flower crown to match. When those were finished I sewed a few of the smaller plant heads into them.
After all that (and seriously I was getting burned out) I had to figure out how the hell to actually attach those big plant heads to my costume. I feel like I could have found a better solution, but for the sake of time I took the easy way out. I bought a very wide belt and wore it under the dress. Then I stuck the plant stalks through the back of my bra and the belt, then tied them off at the top. Definitely not the best solution and they kind of bobbed around all night, but a pretty easy solution for time crunch.
After that it was wig and makeup time! I got this great pink cosplay wig off of Amazon. As a rule, I avoid wigs from Halloween stores because the quality is usually pretty terrible and for the same price, you can get a great cosplay wig. A lot of people just assumed I had dyed my hair when they saw me, so while it’s not super professional quality it definitely got the job done.
I finished off the costume with some bright green and pink makeup, and some fancy face crystals from Primark. I will never need an excuse to wear face crystals. I’m a nerd but I love them, just so much. I also donned some nude fishnets and my plantiest of boots.
Over all, I had a ton of fun making this costume but I wish I had given myself more time. The clay I used worked pretty well, but I hate that it cracked. The stuff is pretty fragile, so after the first night I went out, I had to repair the tongue on the larger piece. Even though it looks super cool, I wouldn’t recommend doing tongues that stick out too far again, unless you are SUPER careful and not drunk at all. Heh.
I’d love to figure out a better apparatus to keep the stalks in place aside from just sticking them down my back. If I can, I’ll probably reuse some parts of this for the Mermaid Parade this year.
And in case you’re wondering I would absolutely dye my hair that color pink if I wasn’t positive it would get me fired from my day job. C’est la vie!
Happy 2 weeks after Halloween! Here’s a photo of my costume in action, featuring the lovely Sasha!
Now, on to Christmas! (And Thanksgiving’s okay too.)
Hell yes! One of my favorite holidays will soon be upon us….Arbor Day!..cough cough, I mean HALLOWEEN!
I was feeling extra festive this year so I grabbed this adorable pumpkin shirt and suspender skirt from Modcloth. I love them both, although lets be real, those suspenders are totally useless and fall down every once and awhile.
I wore this when I took my yearly constitutional to Salem. It always crazy during Halloween time, so lots of people are dressed in costume or general Halloween themed attire.
I got to visit a couple of my favorite stores while I was there. I went to Emporium 32, which is an awesome steam punk themed store with tons of amazing jewelry, hats and clothes. I bought I bracelet I loved there a few year ago, lost it and went back for another. I also briefly lost my spoon ring, was bummed for awhile and as soon as I bought another, found the original. I’m expecting to find my original Emporium 32 bracelet any time now.
My other favorite store is Modern Millie, which is conveniently located directly across the street from Emporium 32. They’ve scores of amazing vintage style dresses and no matter how hard I try to resist, I always end buying something there when I go. (You’ll probably see that dress around Christmas.)
I also wore this outfit to a show I had at the Comedy Studio in Harvard Square. I only have one month to wear this outfit and I’ll be damned if I don’t get the most out of it I possibly can!
Now, I’d better get going as I burned the shit out of one of my fingers with my industrial strength glue making my halloween costume and it hurts to type.
This year, I am once again, bringing it hardcore style. I might have bitten off more than I can chew, but oh man, it’s going to be worth it! Stay tuned!
At long last! Autumn is finally upon us! Fall is definitely my favorite season because you no longer break into a sweat just by sitting around, the foliage is beautiful, its the spoooookiest time of year and oh yes, it’s Oktoberfest! One of the drinking-est holidays of the year.
I’ve been looking for a good Oktoberfest in Boston for quite some time and lucky for me, I finally found the Boylston Schul-Verein (BSV) Oktoberfest in Walpole, MA. I’m super German, (Like my grandparents, aunts and uncles on both sides are all off the boat kind of German,) so I’ve been going to Oktoberfests my entire life.
As a result, I’m pretty critical of any Oktoberfest or German food I come upon because most of them are not quite authentic enough for me. (Think of when you mention the Olive Garden to an Italian person. It’s like that.)
I went to a supposedly ‘German’ restaurant near my house awhile ago and I was just angry the whole time. I know I was being a dick, but they didn’t do any of it right. Here’s looking at you Bronwyn. YOU SUCK AND I’M NOT LINKING YOU.
….Annnnyway the BSV Oktoberfest was a lot of fun, had some great food and booze and was surprisingly not filled to the brim with old people. There was actually a bunch of people my age! Holy crap! Usually, you have to trade authenticity for being around people who aren’t 80 years old, so it was nice to be around people you actually have stuff in common with. (Like drinking!)
In anticipation for this very day (I figured I’d make it to another Oktoberfest eventually,) I bought this fantastic Oktoberfest dress from Lindy Bop. As soon as I saw it I feel in love and ordered it.
While it’s definitely not something you can really wear during non-Oktoberfest related activities, it’s super cute and fun and perfect for the occasion. I got tons of compliments on it while I was there, so I’m glad the effort was appreciated.
The necklace and earrings are straight from Germany. Its hard to find stuff like this is the US, but it’s easy to find a German import shop online. I buy a lot of Christmas gifts for my family at places like germanimporthaus.com and they’ve always served me well.
Also, in case anyone doubts my dedication to the German culture, below is my fancy alpine flowers (edelweiss, gentian and alpine rose,) tattoo.
I actually had a woman stop me in the grocery store upon seeing it and tried to speak German to me, only to be sorely disappointed. Let’s just say this is an area where my parents kind of dropped the ball. I can read some stuff and understand some stuff but speaking is another thing entirely. My high school only offered Spanish so umm…
Lo siento, no habla Alemán. Educación de los idiomas en los Estadios Unidos es no bueno.
…so at least I’ve got that going for me. Plus, I can order burritos, like REALLY well.
Anyway, I didn’t wear this to a show (yet) so here are a few nifty photos taken at my last Broad Appeal show!
I actually did a post about this outfit before, so you can check that out here.
Finally, the 3rd anniversary of Broad Appeal is coming up, featuring the hilarious Samantha Ruddy and Erin Judge! It should be a fantastic time!
As always you can get tix via Eventbrite! Do it! Do it now!
Summer. The time of year where is nice to be outdoors for more than 3 seconds. Since Boston is conveniently located right on top of the water, it’s relatively easy to get to a nice (cold) beach. Every year my family rents a house for a bit down in Cape Cod, so once again I traveled there to eat clam chowder for every meal and have my feet go numb as soon as I put them in the ocean. New England: It’s just okay!
This year we stayed in a house that was set back a bit in a woody area, hence the whole forest glen feel of my pics. I feel like it would be more appropriate for me to be dressed in a straight up woodland nymph-y type get up, but this is not that kind of blog. Well, okay maybe it is, but…not today.
I was actually planning on taking photos of an entirely different outfit, but in the craziness of packing, I completely forgot it. Luckily, I was planning on taking a few pics of this outfit anyway, so here we are. I call this piece ‘Kind of a punky, rockabilly looking thing totally out of place in the middle of the woods.’
I got the skirt off the clearance rack at Urban Outfitters, since I am a cheapskate and that’s the only way I’ll buy anything there. The top is from Primark. I’m particularly excited about the shoes because I found them on a random trip to Goodwill. In addition to being *exactly* my size, (I always have issues with heels,) they were also on clearance. They cost me a whopping $3. Holy crap!
I got the earrings and bracelet from Lou Lou. I’ve had the spoon ring since I was in junior high, and yes it is a real spoon. Really. The name of the silverware pattern is on the inside of the ring. It’s called ‘wedding bells’ because, gender roles.
Last but not least, I got the bandanna for free, at a restaurant industry night at Toro in Boston for Tito’s Vodka, (Thanks Phoebe!) Yes, it says Tito’s on the bandanna, and yes, that is a tiny liquor barrel on it. Trashy? Maybe, but I love it so.
The Cape was once again a great time, even though I couldn’t drink the entire time I was there because I was on antibiotics and was obviously being punished by fate for kicking too much ass. But hey, at least I got to take this weird pinup photo leaning on a lawn ornament. C’est la vie!
Instagram ads. They totally work on me and I hate it. I hate it so much. Fortunately, this time I wasn’t tricked into buying navy blue lipstick that only looks good on very specific IG models with very specific lighting…this time.
What I did get was this adorable jumper from Tipsy Elves. They recently corned the ugly Christmas sweater market and became a ridiculous clothing retailer for all seasons. Nostalgia value definitely influenced my purchase on this one. The ice cream truck that came around my neighborhood when I was a kid always had Bomb Pops.
After the brief rush of buying a thing I knew I didn’t need, I realized I didn’t even like Bomb Pops because seriously, why the hell would anyone get one of those when you can get anything that has chocolate in it? I also remember having this same exact thought when I was roughly 8 years old.
But I digress. I really do like this jumper, and despite the fact that I never really liked Bomp Pops, I’m a sucker for cute patterns. I wore this to a 4th of July BBQ, which was a tenuous decision and not just because my ex was there. Generally speaking, when drinking is involved I try to avoid jumpers because using the bathroom is at best a pain and at worst a horrifying nightmare in which the entirety of what covers your skin meets a gross bathroom floor. Me and this particular bathroom floor go way back, so I wasn’t worried.
I got the heart shaped sunglasses from a random gift shop in Toronto when myself and a couple of my favorite comedy ladies, Phoebe Angle and Kristin Seltman stopped in to do the SheDot Comedy Festival a couple years ago.
The necklace is costume jewelry that I inherited from my grandmother. I’ve already restrang it approximately a thousand times. I have several pieces I need to restring every now and again but a little maintenance is worth it to keep a cool vintage piece around.
I took the outfit photos a few days early since I knew I wouldn’t have the time to take them before the party. This was my first venture into taking photos outside my building (literally this is the brick outside my building), with minimal embarrassment. I get SUPER self conscious taking these things, but where I took them is out of the way enough to not have anyone really notice. I know the photos I take in my hallway aren’t great, so I’m going to take them outside with this fancy natural light as long as the weather permits it.
Over all the party was a great time. I made fancy red velvet cupcakes and didn’t drink so much that I was hungover at work the next day. (Mostly, this was because I didn’t want things to get weird but nobody ended up in tears so I feel like I did my due diligence.) AMERICA!
Summer! It’s here! As such, I have bought far more clothing than is actually wearable proportionate to the about of days it’s going to be weather appropriate! I take my 3 months of summer and I run with them.
I was still hanging around New York the day after the Mermaid Parade. Coincidentally, my parents and our family friends happened to be in town that weekend as well, so we hung out with them the next day.
I thought it might be funny to post a photo of my dad in my Marie Antionette wig…but I figured he would NOT be cool with that.
Anyway, everyone wanted to see what ‘real’ New York was like. Since me and my brother have no idea what what actually means, we took them to a bunch of bars instead.
I took these photos at my brother’s awesome little outdoor space. The light was a little weird that day, so I didn’t too many good trellis pics but anything’s better than the annoying dark hallway I usually have to take my photos in. My apartment might just be the worst place to take photos ever, as evidenced by damn near every photo I have taken there. Also, my garbage disposal is broken and I don’t feel like calling my landlord about it, cuz human contact. Uugh.
The dress is from Primark, the European version of H&M, which coincidentally, also happens to be European. The jean jacket is from Buffalo Exchange, a consignment shop chain. I bought the necklace at Artbeat, an awesome arts festival full of venders selling their wares in Davis Square in Somerville. (This year’s Artbeat is July 14-15, so get ready!) I bought the earrings for 50¢ on clearance and the bracelet is from Lou lou.
….oh and just in case anyone is wondering, that cup I’m holding as the main image of this post is empty. SHOWBIZ!
If there one thing you should know about performers, it’s that there’s nothing we like better than not being ourselves. What we like even more is attention, and given the right opportunity, fancy costumes. As such, I decided to take another trip to this year’s Mermaid Parade in Coney Island, Brooklyn, which is now quickly becoming my favorite day of the year.
For those of you that are unacquainted, the Mermaid Parade, now in it’s 35th year, is a crazy mermaid themed bohemian art parade that celebrates Coney Island’s rich and wacky history. Mostly, though, it’s for artsy people to have a good time, create things that are beautiful and crazy and, of course to be mostly naked.
Anyone who wants to can march, there’s no heavy branding or corporate sponsors and no one’s really out to make money. Artists from all over the world, in a variety of fields (think costume designers, burlesque dancers, sculptors, textile artists and graphic designers) come out to celebrate by making elaborate, ridiculous and beautiful costumes, all because….why the fuck not? It’s fun.
Think of it like Halloween, except your one lame friend who goes to the party every year as ‘himself’ isn’t invited. Make no mistake, the Mermaid Parade is not about half-assing it. You have to use, like, your entire ass. (Or tits, depending on how many weirdos you want photographing you. And there are A LOT of photographers. Mobs of them. Everywhere.)
I had the basic concept worked out for my costume way back in October, when I decided to be Marie Antionette for Halloween. After an exhausting search, (Seriously, it took a few weeks,) I found the perfect wig, which was unfortunately, $80. I couldn’t justify wearing it only once for that price so, the idea for Mermaid Antionette was born. I just took out some of the old flowers I had sewed into it and replaced them with sea inspired embellishments.
This gave me some time to slowly collect various floral pieces and little accessories throughout the year instead of trying to put together everything all at once. I also reused the panniers (the thingies that make your dress puff out and give you giant hips) from my original costume.
Since I went for a full dress on Halloween and the parade is all about (partial) nudity, I thought I’d work the Marie-Antionette-in-her-skivvies angle. I bought a fantastic white brocade corset from Phialli on Etsy. It was beautiful and well made for a great price. (Keep in mind their items are coming from Australia, so it took about a month to get.) I got the beautiful sequin fabric from la20fabrics on Etsy. They’ve got every kind of sparkly, holographic or spandex-y fabric you could dream of and it came super quickly.
Initially, I had planned on covering the corset entirely in the sequin fabric, but I loved the way the brocade looked, so I only sewed it onto a few panels. I had no idea what I was going to do about the skirt, so I was pleasantly surprised when I got much more fabric than I thought.
I wanted to use real shells to glue on the bra part of the corset, but since I had no good way of attaching them, I went with a cheap pre-made sea sell bra that I took apart and decorated to my liking. This was also convenient since they had pre-drilled holes in them so it was easy to sew onto the corset.
I actually painted the shells with nail polish, which seems ridiculous but worked really well. Then I glued some lace to the back of the shell. After I had sewed/glued the seaweed into place on the corset, I sewed the shells on. Lastly, I embellished the shells with pink beads. I decided to skip the starfish because they were extremely brittle, so I didn’t think they’d make the trip to New York. (Also, because they were real starfish, they smelled pretty gross. Now I have a bunch of dead starfish I have no idea what do to with.)
I did almost nothing with the skirt. After I was done using the fabric for the corset, I cleaned up the edges a bit. It’s SUPER annoying to cut with the little sequins everywhere but luckily, it didn’t really need to be hemmed. Then I sewed a seaweed boa that I used for an old costume along one edge. Basically, I just ended up with a big rectangle. After I put the corset and panniers on, all I did was drape it over the panniers and safety pinned the crap out of it, which worked surprisingly well.
Next, it was onto the small detail stuff. Since wide fishnets are all the rage, it was easy to find those white fishnets on Amazon. The necklace I found a few years ago at the Brimfield Antique Show. Lastly, I painted my nails sea foam green and found some awesome nail stickers at Walgreens that went perfectly with my costume.
I did my makeup roughly the same as when I did Marie Antionette for Halloween but with more PIZZAZ! I mixed a super light foundation with white face paint and used lots of blush and a dark pink lipstick. Since this was non-traditional costume anyway, I also did a pink sparkly eyeshadow with a cat eye and tons of mascara, as I wanted to be seen from afar.
The parade itself was rainy but absolutely did not disappoint. Despite the rain the parade was packed with marchers in beautiful ridiculous costumes and spectators alike.
While we were on the subway there, we were photography mobbed by a bunch of Asian tourists, and then when we got off the train when it was pouring, mobbed by the people waiting out the storm in the subway. (Seriously, whenever we stopped there would be a circle of photographers that closed in on us.) When we got sick of it we opted to walk into the pouring rain, had a bunch of cops yell, ‘Let them eat cake!’ at me though a loudspeaker in a police van and when the rain stopped about 20 minutes later, we were mobbed by photographers in the actual march. It was glorious and exciting and totally crazy. There’s always a general positive vibe throughout the march and it really feels like you’re part of a community.
This year, I made it a point to really up the ante costume-wise. While I liked what I put together last year, my mistake was not realizing it really needed to be seen from afar. I had a lot of small details in it, that generally went unnoticed when in the middle of a giant swarm of people. That’s why, this year, I opted for a giant wig. Two feet of hair is hard to ignore.
My goal this year was to get a couple of photos in a few news outlets/have a few professional photographers interested in me, instead of a bunch of nerds with iPhones. Sure, there is technically a costume contest, but no one really pays much attention to it. The way to really tell you did a good job is if photos of you made it out there. And yeah, there’s probably a little more crotch than I’d like to see of myself in a media now, but hey, it was worth it.
Now that it’s over the only thing I can think of is: How the hell am I going to top this next year?
Want to see more pix online….and also me? Check these links!
Jumpsuits. I love them for some reason. Sure, you have to get almost completely naked to use the bathroom but unless you’re going to be doing a lot of drinking and using a gross port a potty (not recommended), it’s usually worth it. I mean, it looks like I’m wearing shorts AND pants AND a dress AT THE SAME TIME. That’s damn near impossible.
I took these photos awhile ago, thought I lost them, found them and ended up wearing the same outfit to one of my shows at the Women in Comedy Festival (WICF). Hell yeah!
After a year hiatus, WICF came back with a vengeance with tons more shows and fantastic comics than ever before. My lady focused comedy show, Broad Appeal was even featured as part of the festival.
It was a fantastic week of comedy. It was great being able to hang out with my comedian friends from out of town that I hadn’t seen in awhile. And yeah, we went to brunch. We ARE ladies after all. This is a stereotype I cannot escape.
I got the jumpsuit as well as the nail embellishments from Primark in downtown Boston. The nail embellishments are super cheap and aren’t too difficult to put on. You basically need to drop one on when your nail polish is still wet and kind of hope for the best. Using tweezers usually helps. After that you just paint a top coat over it and you’re all set. The polish itself is from Milani in the color Gilded Rocks. It’s a great rose-gold color that pretty matches with anything.
I didn’t wear too much jewelry with this outfit, since the pattern kind of did the work for me, but I’ll never pass up an opportunity to wear my sugar skull earrings.
I was pleasantly surprised to get quite a few compliments on this outfit, despite the fact that I looked like I was wearing confusing ’70s pajamas, but ya know, classier. I’ll take it!
Another awesome WICF accomplished! I’m already looking forward to next year!
Ahh Easter! That special time of year when you travel back home to eat a bunch of ethnic food, hang out with family, color eggs and something about Jesus. I’m a big fan of both food and decorating things so I’m all about this. What I’m not all about is the 9 hour bus ride I took to get me there, but I digress.
We had a great night of ALL OF THE FOOD EVER on Saturday with friends and relatives, followed by EVEN MORE OF ALL OF THE FOOD EVER when we went to brunch the next day. Good times all around.
I wore this dress to brunch. I got it from Lindy Bop. They’ve got tons of adorable, reasonably priced retro inspired dresses in a wide variety of sizes. I love this wiggle dress, but a lot of Lindy Bop stuff is made for people who are extremely busty (not me) so I had to make due and wear a super padded bra plus these weird cleavage enhancer things. (Basically little fake boobs.)
They’re weird and I hate them and I was totally paranoid about having one fall out the whole time but they got the job done. I wouldn’t have worn these normally (#feminism) but it was easier and cheaper than taking the dress to a tailor. I felt a little weird even entertaining the idea of wearing them but they were like $6 from Primark, so it was worth the easy fix (#sorrynotsorry).
I got the necklace from the Brimfield antique show. It’s a GIANT amazing antique fair that happens 3 times a year in Brimfield, MA. It’s an outdoor expo with of a wide variety of vendors, so you can always find something great. I got this particular piece from a place that was selling lots of old costume jewelry for super cheap.
The purse is actually the same one I used for my prom, a thousand years ago.
Basically, you just make a high pony tail, separate it into 3 sections and then pin the crap out of it in little intertwining loops on the top of your head. Then I classed it up with some pearly hair pins. This style works great with long hair and classes any outfit up without too much work.